A woman walked up to a little old ma rocking in a chair on his porch."I couldn't help noticing how happy y look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?""I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, an never exercise.""That's amazing," the woman said. "H old are you?'"Twenty-six."