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Trimmer

The Guy found out that the electric nose hair clippers that his been using for the past two years are in fact his father's pubic hair trimmers.
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Handsome

The Handsome guy walked behind a girl he hooked up with last weekend while she was on the computer in the library. then he noticed she was looking at his facebook page and got excited. Then he heard her say to her friend, "This is the one smallest penis I have ever seen."
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Outfit

the young lady asked her parents about her outfit. "if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat? her mom looked at her and paused for a while, and his dad said, "honey, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat."
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at the zoo

there was a couple at the zoo they were choosing animals that reminded them of each other. the girlfriend said she reminded him of a tiger because he is really muscular. then the boyfriend told her, he reminded her of a zebra. When she asked him why, he said it was because of the stretchmarks.
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sauna bath

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Holy cow

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Blind Pisser - Candid camera


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